I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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I AM VODKA MAN
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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