I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.