I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.