I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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