I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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