I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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