She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Randomize