The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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