So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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