Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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