But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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