Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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