hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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