I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
