i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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