So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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