I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Do plants get herpes?
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