i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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