I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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