Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I will be naked everywhere
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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