Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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