I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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