She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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