We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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