i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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