bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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