what if I'm pregnant?
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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