Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
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its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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