I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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