I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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