its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Damn victory sex feels great
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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