Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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