Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
What a dumb baby whore.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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