all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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