Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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