do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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