I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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