is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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