I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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