haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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