i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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