I got chris browned last night
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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