is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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