it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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