There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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