come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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I need you to use more vowels.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
