belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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