I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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