Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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