I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
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Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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