the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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