She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
nutella sex= disaster
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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