Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
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The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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