yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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