Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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